About The Fitness Clinic
Without doubt the greatest invention the world has ever seen (sorry Mr. Edison, the light bulb came a distant 2nd) PimpMyHealth.co.uk's free fitness clinic will design you a bespoke Exercise and Nutrition Program tailored to you and your individual aspirations for your body, all for just £0.00 i.e. For Free.
Why have we done this I hear you ask? Well:
We don’t think you should pay to better your own health
By giving information and educating people for free we hope it will better peoples health and help combat current health problems such as obesity.
It will revolutionise the fitness industry and really p@#*ss off those who have been maximising their profits to the detriment of your health (see 'Academic Research')
We’re just nice people
Lastly and worth noting is any program designed by Pimp My Health will make you look as attractive as a mince pie is to Santa Claus (that's pretty damn attractive) but the health and fitness benefits you will get just come as standard.
How to use the Fitness Clinic
Enter your details into the relevant boxes… 'tis not rocket science, haha!